Some pointless and random thoughts about Superman that keep me up at night
<p>We all know the story of Superman being rocketed to Earth from the exploding planet Krypton. While baby Supes, “Kal-El”, seems blameless, his parents sure as hell aren’t.</p>
<p>Jor-El, Superman’s father, must have been an idiot of the first degree. First off, he discovers that the planet is exploding, so he constructs a spaceship that can carry his son <em>and nobody else</em>. Talk about your advanced Kryptonian intellect.</p>
<p>“<em>Oh, no…</em>”, the comic book fan might interject, “<em>Superman’s father didn’t have the </em><strong><em>time </em></strong><em>to build a bigger spacecraft</em>.” C’mon. This is incredible Kryptonian technology we’re talking about here. All the buildings on the planet are made out of talking computers that project the head of Marlon Brando, for chrissakes.</p>
<p>These incredibly advanced outer space people only had <em>one </em>spaceship lying around that could hold only <em>one </em>tiny baby? Even if there was a law prohibiting space travel (as some of the varieties of the Superman origin tale make apparent), out of a planet of billions of incredibly advanced geniuses only ONE Kryptonian slob had the guts to construct something akin to Sputnik and slap his kid into it?</p>
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