Would You Like To Become a Slave for Billionaires?
<p>Finding people who can clean antiques, cook Eggs Benedict blindfolded, and arrange the forks at an exact 182-degree angle to the plates is easy. Of course, we teach these skills, but what truly matters to be a successful butler for billionaires is the ability to demonstrate submission.</p>
<p>And with the number of billionaires <a href="https://medium.com/the-lame-duck/why-pay-for-scientific-research-when-you-can-just-make-it-up-947dbb3804d9" rel="noopener">increasing</a>, there’s more demand for quality personnel.</p>
<p>That’s why we created <em>The Blue Diamond School of Slaves For Billionaires</em>.</p>
<p>The first thing we teach is that butler is an antiquated term that does not convey the values we want our students to embody.</p>
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