She’s Charming, She’s Quaint, She’s Miss Real Estate
<p>Welcome to the real estate heaven that is <em>Castelo do Bolso Vazio</em> in Lisbon, Portugal — where houses are old enough to be in history textbooks, appliances are treated like rare artifacts for the elite, and premium locations are a distant rumor that people still think is real.</p>
<p>I’m your humble (<em>yet astonishingly rich</em>) guide, Maria Mortgage, and I’m here to make your house-hunting journey in this picturesque city an endless dream you’ll both happily pay for, and never wake up from.</p>
<p>Browse through our lustrous catalogue here at <em>Castelo do Bolso Vazio</em>. You’ll notice several gorgeous buildings with charmingly ancient façades of our typical Portuguese tiles, or as we call them “<em>azulejos</em>”. It sounds fancy just to say the word, so you know you’re friends will know you’ve hit the jackpot.</p>
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