What Pumpkin Spice Malört Kind of Tastes Like
<p>It’s like if you got a PSL from Starbucks but the whipped cream was cigarette ashes.</p>
<p>It’s like watching a Tool cover band perform at a family pumpkin patch.</p>
<p>It’s like a craft cocktail that’s just warm Old Style.</p>
<p>It’s like if couchsurfing was not a fun European adventure but something you have to do because you hate having a job.</p>
<p>It’s like a baking blog but all the recipes are just “pizza left out on the counter.”</p>
<p>It’s like if the Bachelor looked like the Golden Bachelor but was the age of normal Bachelors.</p>
<p>It’s like if Panera only served black and milds.</p>
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