I Didn’t Break into the Philadelphia Museum of Art Yesterday!
<p>It was ten in the morning, and I was meeting my pal Janet at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. After spending a moment enjoying the sight of the tourists clustered around the iconic Rocky statue, I climbed the 72 steps to the museum entrance.</p>
<p>I didn’t sprint up them like Sylvester Stallone once did but, at 69, I was happy to make it to the top, easily, without getting winded.</p>
<h2>High Crimes and Museum Misdemeanors</h2>
<p>I opened one of the museum’s big glass doors, stepped inside, and was immediately confronted by a museum guard.</p>
<p>“We’re not open yet!” he said sternly. “We open at ten. You just broke in.”</p>
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