Why You Would Never Find Me on OnlyFans

<h1><strong>1. The Dad Bod Strikes Back</strong></h1> <p>First of all, let’s talk about the physique, or in my case, the lack thereof. “Dad bod” was trending for like, five minutes, but let’s be real. That was just a blip in a sea of washboard abs and Photoshop-assisted glutes. My body’s current aesthetic can best be described as “comfortably squishy.” Think of it like memory foam — you touch it once, and it takes an oddly long time to revert to its original shape. Sure, I could try to tone up, but between my love for takeout and my on-again, off-again relationship with my couch, it’s just not happening.</p> <h1><strong>2. Camera Shy or Just Self-Aware?</strong></h1> <p><em>Okay, let’s talk about selfies.</em> I’m all for self-love and empowerment, but who even invented front-facing cameras? My phone has a better memory of my double chin than I do of my first kiss. And don’t get me started on filters. Slap on some bunny ears, and suddenly, you’re “cute,” but can it filter out self-doubt? Didn’t think so.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/millennial-muse/why-you-would-never-find-me-on-onlyfans-8ad8759d4de1"><strong>Read More</strong></a></p>