My Boyfriend Left Me For An NFT That Launched At An Exclusive Nightclub In Miami

<p>It&rsquo;s been one year since my boyfriend, X A-1 Steaksauce, left me for an NFT of a redheaded woman holding a banana. As it turns out, I was the fungible one.</p> <p>It all started last summer when X A-1 joined Raya &ldquo;just for friends.&rdquo; I knew things had gotten worse when he upgraded his Soho House membership to global status. That&rsquo;s where he met Horatio, an in-house DJ for SpaceX who dabbled in hydroponic farming and worked for Bear Stearns during the financial crisis.</p> <p>&ldquo;I just made my first angel investment,&rdquo; I remember X A-1 excitedly sharing with me when he came home.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/slackjaw/my-boyfriend-left-me-for-an-nft-that-launched-at-an-exclusive-nightclub-in-miami-4db6f231e71c"><strong>Click Here</strong></a></p>