I’m Obsessed With My Ex’s New Girlfriend

Myex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend is beautiful. I’ve never actually seen her, but I know because I’ve stalked her on Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter. Although we’ve never spoken, her Tumblr page informs me that we have a lot in common, including an appreciation for modern art and a dark sense of humor. I’ve never met her parents, but I’ve learned from late-night Google searches that her mother is an architect and her father is retired. I check each of her profiles at least once every day — which is a generous way of phrasing it because it’s usually much more frequent. I visit her Facebook page more than those of my closest friends or my current partner, more than my own, in fact. Chrome tells me that her Twitter page is my most frequented website. When I’m not paying enough attention, I often find myself typing one of her many usernames into the toolbar. I’m like Harriet the Spy, but with worse glasses and a Wi-Fi connection. <a href="https://humanparts.medium.com/im-obsessed-with-my-ex-s-new-girlfriend-855c91337ead">Read More</a>