My Feet Have a Really Good Personality

My feet are wide when they’re supposed to be narrow. My nail beds are short when they’re supposed to be long. My soles need constant tending in order to not appear reptilian. And I think there’s a baby bunion growing on Lady Left. Most notably, my second toe is longer than her stubby neighbor. And that is the only thing I can spin positive about my toes. If I were my toes’ publicist, I would lead with this part right here. Really lean into this narrative and spin the fuck out of it… I have what they call Greek Feet. That’s when the second toe is much longer than the first. Most classically beautiful toes do the correctly normal thing and gradually decline in height as they decline in overall size. But my second toe said, you can’t tell me what to do. And she sprouted in height, leaving all the others to wither away like all the love-struck Little Merpeople in Ursula’s seaweed garden. My second toe is the only part of my body that could be labeled tall. And I could be proud of that as a very vertically challenged human, except that nobody gets… <a href="https://medium.com/something-about-nothing/my-feet-have-a-really-good-personality-1850f8441652">Visit Now</a>