Hello, Customer From Hell. Welcome to My Wine Bar
<h1>The one who slept with his wife’s sister</h1>
<p>Hello nice old couple, welcome to my bar. Please, sit, and enjoy. I’m sure you won’t be any trouble, you both look as quiet as mice.</p>
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<p>I know you’ve been fu*king my sister. What do you take me for you filthy piece of sh*t?</p>
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<p>Fuuuuuuuuuck. OK, just pretend like you didn’t just hear that.</p>
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<p>No I won’t lower my voice! You slept with her and you thought I’d never find out.</p>
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<p>Alright, I’ve got two options. I busy myself on the floor or I go in the back and leave them to it.</p>
<p>No chance I’m missing this show, I’m staying out here. Hell, I might break out the popcorn.</p>
<p>Man, this argument has been going on for a long time. It’s all getting a little bit awks. Still, at least they’re the only customers in here.</p>
<p>Oh look, a family with young kids is coming through the door. Greeeeaaaat.</p>
<p>Lady please, do you really need to shout <em>c*unt! </em>at your husband just as the five-year-old sits down?</p>
<p>Infidelity rows are fun!</p>
<h1>The one who threatened a bad Yelp review *eye-roll*</h1>
<p>Hello, welcome. Let’s sit you down and…oh you already have a question. You want a discount? No, I can’t give you a discount for no reason.</p>
<p>Sorry, but <em>I’ll give you a bad Yelp review if you don’t give me one </em>is not a fair reason for me to reduce the cost of your bottle of wine.</p>
<p>You can sit there as long as you like refusing to buy anything but that’s going to be a very boring, very long night for you. Your friends are tucked into their first bottle of Prosecco, are you sure you don’t want to join them?</p>
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