I’ve Recently Been Baptized Into The Church Of Mushroom Coffee
<p>Hello, good afternoon. Do you have a moment to allow the divine fungus into your life?</p>
<p>I’m here with an important message. I was once like you. Abdominal cramping, jitters, the taste of bitterness and despair on the back of my tongue. I was lost; I was in search of a bathroom. In an immediate way. But since I found Mushroom Coffee, my life has really turned around. And it can do the same for you.</p>
<p>I know what you are thinking. I have sat where you have sat; have stood where you stand now — in a doorframe of my own, halfway between an afternoon nap and redemption.</p>
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