“Why On Earth Would You Do a 4 Mile Swim Race?”
<p>Your fear of sharks is quickly erased by the brutal sting of a jellyfish.</p>
<p>“Are you sure they’ve checked the water?” I said to the official, scratching my head with concern. A middle aged, bumbling, brown-haired man, who looked allergic to water, beamed a dismissive smile and nodded, “Sure have. It’s a green light, amigo.”</p>
<p>I curled my toes in the white sand and looked down at two dead jellyfish. I could see straight through their bodies, and into the sand beneath them. I wasn’t convinced. Jellyfish rarely travel alone or in pairs. My girlfriend was standing beside me. She yawned and said, “I’d be more worried about sharks.”</p>
<p>“Sharks? Nope. Their the least of my concerns,” I said.</p>
<p>The early sun’s golden hue stretched across the wide glassy plane of azure water. Race buoys were marked in the distance.</p>
<p>A few minutes later, a whistle sounded. Me and my group of 20ish male swimmers came forward. A pack of fit girls and women stood behind us. Their race started 5 minutes after us so we wouldn’t bulldoze over them.</p>
<p>The joke was on me: A 13-year-old girl passed me like I wasn’t moving around the 1.5-mile mark. In my defense, I am a sprinter, but I’ll give her the W.</p>
<p>The cold water bit into me as we first dove in, but heated up in short order. You always want it too cold rather than too hot.</p>
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