Logs On A Plane
<p>Delta flight 194 pulled a U-turn this week, after one passenger had <em>“diarrhea all the way through the airplane.”</em></p>
<p>…all the way through??</p>
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<p>“You know, we’ve had a passenger who had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta.”</p>
<p>—<strong> Pilot’s emergency call</strong></p>
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<p>You mean to tell me <em>one man</em> pooped the <em>entire cabin length</em> of an Airbus A350–900? All 167 feet and 5 inches??</p>
<p><strong>That is incredible.</strong></p>
<p>Even pooping <em>half</em> of it’s length is inexplicable. An Airbus A350–900 has <em>nine bathrooms</em>. Nine! This dude had to be trying for a distance record or something. How could he possibly be that far away from an open toilet…</p>
<p>Hopefully they just landed the plane to present him his award. <strong><em>The</em> <em>Samuel L. Jackson:</em> <em>Longest Snake on a Plane Award. </em></strong>Or something like that<em>. </em>Does that exist? No? C’mon, he deserves something for the effort.</p>
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