Delta flight 194 pulled a U-turn this week, after one passenger had “diarrhea all the way through the airplane.”
…all the way through??
“You know, we’ve had a passenger who had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta.”
—???Pilot’s emergency call
You mean to tell me one man pooped the entire cabin length of an Airbus A350–900? All 167 feet and 5 inches??
That is incredible.
Even pooping half of it’s length is inexplicable. An Airbus A350–900 has nine bathrooms. Nine! This dude had to be trying for a distance record or something. How could he possibly be that far away from an open toilet…
Hopefully they just landed the plane to present him his award. The Samuel L. Jackson: Longest Snake on a Plane Award. Or something like that. Does that exist? No? C’mon, he deserves something for the effort.