Jawlene Enters the Presidential Race With Half a Mouth
<p><em>ORLANDO, Fla. (CBS News) — </em><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-gator-jawlene-lost-her-complete-upper-jaw-thriving/" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank"><em>A small gator</em></a><em> [who] lost her complete upper jaw [with] no chance of surviving in the wild was dubbed Jawlene. Now, weeks after being rescued, she’s getting a second chance at life.</em></p>
<p><strong><em>CBS News-ish — Jawlene recently announced her entry into the U.S. 2024 presidential race. This week on Face the Indignation, Margaret Henhen meets with Jawlene to see what on God’s green earth she’s thinking.</em></strong></p>
<p>MARGARET: Welcome to Face the Indignation. Today we look at the 2024 presidential field, particularly Jawlene who just announced her bid. Jawlene, in light of the recent government shutdown drama, how viable do you see bipartisanship over the coming years?</p>
<p>JAWLENE: (<em>sucking noises)</em> I’m sorry, but my back molar is bugging the crap out of me.</p>
<p>MARGARET: (<em>squints at Jawlene’s half mouth)</em> Jawlene, big challenges face the nation — immigration, national debt, energy policy, continued support for Ukraine. No offense, but what kind of influence can an alligator with half-hearted facial expressions exert over what some are now calling nincompoopy lawmakers? (<em>leans forward to get a better look at the mouth)</em></p>
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