Today’s Pirates Have HR Problems

<p>I made sure that the Slack Huddle link was active. I was meeting with Captain Gary &ldquo;Big Armaments&rdquo; Chapin and Captain Stephanie &ldquo;Little Golden One&rdquo; Wilson. If I was late setting up the link, one of their crews might attack my ship &mdash; we did not tolerate such disrespect.</p> <h2>It&rsquo;s Hard Out Here For A Pirate</h2> <p>The news was not good: multiple crew openings on our ships remained unfilled, forcing us to hire less experienced candidates in place in our organization. As a result, our ability to steal, kill, and plunder was down 23% in the last four weeks.</p> <p>&ldquo;Ahoy, Mateys,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s get this meeting started.&rdquo;</p> <p>As we begin the meeting. Captain Wilson leaned into her camera.&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/u/4f8429aafb2f?source=post_page-----1f11a9215e04--------------------------------" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Stephanie Wilson</a></p> <p>&nbsp;was livid. Her interview with Andrew, &ldquo;All you need to do is&rdquo; Rodwin for the job of boatswain job, had not gone well.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/u/82df356c19c4?source=post_page-----1f11a9215e04--------------------------------" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Andrew Rodwin</a></p> <p>&nbsp;balked at Stephanie&rsquo;s requirement that all her pirate crew get the cutest little tramp stamp right above their bums.</p> <p>&ldquo;Shiver me timbers, I don&rsquo;t know why,&rdquo; Stephanie said. &ldquo;I drew the flower cartoons myself. Who ever heard of a pirate who did not want another tattoo?&rdquo;</p> <h2>I&rsquo;d Rather Walk The Plank</h2> <p>Captain&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/u/f09669c919ca?source=post_page-----1f11a9215e04--------------------------------" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Gary Chapin</a></p> <p>&nbsp;spoke softly but quickly, so we knew he was furious. The penguin on his shoulder&nbsp;<em>leaped&nbsp;</em>from his shoulder to the deck to avoid his rage as he slammed his accordion down against the table.</p> <p><a href="https://muddyum.net/todays-pirates-have-hr-problems-1f11a9215e04"><strong>Read More</strong></a></p>
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