Celebrating My Wife’s Sobriety With a “Cocaine” Cake Was Not What I Had Expected
<p>My wife glanced over, batted her eyes at me, and gave me that mischievous grin that said, <em>Buckle up, dude; I’m about to light up your credit card!</em></p>
<p>“What now?” I asked, rolling my eyes.</p>
<p>“I wanted to give you a heads up that you’re going to see a $200 charge on the credit card for the custom cake I ordered for my 20th sobriety anniversary party.”</p>
<p>“You spent $200 for a cake?” I asked in a <em>what-the-fuck</em> tone.</p>
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