Conservatives Are Scared Of Our Tits

<p>I don&rsquo;t understand why some men walk around holding their dick in public. I feel like they should be embarrassed to do it and like they have no self-awareness or shame.</p> <p>Even though my husband never grabs his dick in public, he has a dick, so I figured he would understand why some men do this better than me, so I asked him.</p> <p>He said, &ldquo;Some men are just really insecure about themselves and do it because they think it will make them look more intimidating. Men feel like they have power in their penis.&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s weird as fuck,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;And makes no sense. Women don&rsquo;t see them doing that and feel impressed. We don&rsquo;t go, &lsquo;Wow. What a powerful man.&rsquo; We just think he&rsquo;s a pervert.&rdquo;</p> <p>My husband shrugged. &ldquo;Yea, well, those men aren&rsquo;t smart enough to understand that.&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;Its not like women go around grabbing their vulvas and thrusting their hips at people.&rdquo; I pretended to grab my crotch, but shook my head instead. &ldquo;Although I sort of get it because women kind of relate to their breasts that way. We have power in our breasts.&rdquo;</p> <p>I grabbed both of my tits at that point, pushed them together and thrust them in his direction, while yelling. &ldquo;Bam!&rdquo; Loudly.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/the-pub/conservatives-are-scared-of-our-tits-7d783ede670b"><strong>Click Here</strong></a></p>