Confirmed: In The Metaverse, No One Can Hear You Scream
<p>When you cry in the metaverse, there are no tears.</p>
<p>Rumour has it that the new update of the Ridiculous Quest 5 has tears along with real working legs. The ‘angry eyebrow raise’ feature is coming in the version 5.1 update. A glitch allowed avatars to wink for a while but the same glitch turned random users into mutant flamingoes. Win some, lose some.</p>
<p>The only expression in the metaverse is an immutable grin pasted across the face of your avatar.</p>
<p>Having squandered a fortune buying the headset, the battery pack, the special audio receptacle, the expression mapper, the limb tracer, the neuro analyzer, a special cleaning cloth, and the charger, we all better be smiling all the time. It’s like those times when a parent shoves the photos of their grotesque-looking kid in front of your face forcing you to put on a smile and say “How cute!” while expertly holding back all the regurgitating food.</p>
<p>The metaverse is a nice place. I mean, really nice.</p>
<p>Like yesterday when I shouted, “Watch where you’re going, you pixelated buffoon!” at another user making a reel who stumbled into my avatar. The platform just translated it to “Ha ha, aren’t collisions cute” with the same damn plastic smile plastered on my face.</p>
<p>Flipping the finger would be useful. Not even sure if they’ll ever bring that to the metaverse. Too perverse, says Zuck, moving up a dial at his desk that juices up an algorithm that sells more body sculpting ads to teenage girls.</p>
<p><a href="https://muddyum.net/confirmed-in-the-metaverse-no-one-can-hear-you-scream-21697ca17dfb"><strong>Learn More</strong></a></p>