Bucket List? No, Mine is a Fuck-It List

When people hear the word “Bucket List”, they generally talk about the things in life they’d love to do that they haven’t gotten around to yet. These often include taking dream vacations, buying some extravagant car or toy, or perhaps seeing more of the world. That’s pretty cool. I’m sure I could think of a few things if I tried hard enough that I’d like to do or accomplish before I hang it up. But I don’t want to talk about a normal, run-of-the-mill bucket list. I have a better idea: I want to tell you about the things I’d never want to do. Like, zero desire. A reverse bucket list, if you will. A Fuck-It list. Things that I’d never be caught dead doing, and have no interest in at this stage of my life. So without further adieu, here is the Provencio Leaky, Rusty, Reverse Bucket List! <h1>I’ll Never Eat Miracle Whip on a Sandwich Voluntarily</h1> I’m not sure how some love Miracle Whip as much as they do. I’ve noticed it seems to be especially popular among the Mormon crowd, at least in the area we live. Perhaps it’s a church-goer thing? If I wanted a sandwich spread that tasted like salad dressing, I’d just pour salad dressing on my sandwich. Miracle Whip has no place in a society with tastebuds. Fuck Miracle Whip, for eternity. <a href="https://medium.com/bouncin-and-behavin-blogs/my-bucket-list-is-way-different-than-yours-85ed952ce3f4">Click Here</a>