Disaster For Elon Musk As He Can’t Get His “Battery Charged” In The Cold Weather

<p>Poor little billionaire boy Elon Musk was devastated last night. He promised to buy a very attractive woman a horse, and so she agreed to take him home to her bed. She liked horses I guess.</p> <p>Anyhow, the weather was very very cold and she didn&rsquo;t have a very good heating system in her little house. Poor Elon couldn&rsquo;t get his battery to charge. After trying for three whole hours to &ldquo;charge&rdquo; his battery, the woman gave up, as he was still at zero percent charge.</p> <p>&ldquo;Do I still get the horse?&rdquo; she asked him.</p> <p>&ldquo;No!&rdquo; he fumed and he stormed out.</p> <p><a href="https://medium.com/the-haven/disaster-for-elon-musk-as-he-cant-get-his-battery-charged-in-the-cold-weather-2cba33803ddf"><strong>Website</strong></a></p>