Astrologically Violated: In the Aquarian Deluge of Metroid Prime Remastered

February 8th, 2023, 2 PM. I was hoping that this would actually be a day when work wasn’t insanely busy, so I could leave a little early to make it home and watch the Direct from the comfort of my home. Nope, not on Direct Day. Of course, it was chaotic. Everyone was strangely so needy in my face at work. Usually, at this time, things would be super quiet, but nope. Why would it be quiet? So I can watch the Direct on time? Pft, no way. Finally, 2 (heck, maybe even 6 or 7) minutes after the Nintendo Direct had already started, I was able to go into my office and flip open my MacBook. There I sat, exhausted, not even knowing I had missed the <a href="https://youtu.be/GwOUuC8Y5N0" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank">Pikmin 4 trailer.</a> Approximately 32 minutes after the hour, Metroid Prime Remastered was announced. I sat there, in <a href="https://youtu.be/abv3igNTuBM" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" target="_blank">horripilation (cue the song), </a>my mouth dropped to the floor. As if I wasn’t busy enough, now I had to figure out my plans for Metroid. You see when there is something Metroid-related happening, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. <a href="https://medium.com/illumination-gaming/astrologically-violated-in-the-aquarian-deluge-of-metroid-prime-remastered-a0ca8d6e49b2">Learn More</a>