Welcome to my first attempt at the written word since I was 11 years old and had to write a book report on Roald Dahls — James and the Giant Peach — which if I remember correctly I’d given a solid 8/10 rating due to the incredible illustrations however on the walk to the front of the class to present and Stuart Green tripped me and I ripped my trousers.
Although the whole class laughed at seeing crack of my white Y-front underpants, once I finished crying, I did receive an extra milk and digestive biscuit combo… so it wasn’t all bad.